My name is Nine. What's yours? by ChloroformBoy, literature
Literature
My name is Nine. What's yours?
Oh, hello. Have we met? No?
Well, let me introduce myself:
I'm your future-husband. Oh?
Too generic? Okay. I'm your
future-boyfriend. I'm sorry, is
that too blunt? Fine. I'm the
boy who'll take your virginity.
Wait. You've already lost it?
Here, let me help you find it.
Let's check in the closet. No,
not here. Under the bed, or
under the bedsheets? Nope,
nope. It's always in the last
place you look, so it can't be
in your eyes. Or your heart.
Now tell me, who are you?
My soulmate, my truelove?
The one to take my sanity?
The one I can call Sweetie?
The one I've been missing,
the one I've been wanting,
the one I've
